Verb. "To Twilight" is to ravenously suck the the blood from a girl on her period, therefor causing the period to end prematurely. A technique often used by inpatient, horny men.
by Blackout00 December 1, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. by epicfail1918 December 25, 2008
Get the Twilightmug. For all those people who are bagging this movie, you obviously have no life to shit on a book that you hate. I mean why take the effort to write how much you hate this book. Your all idiots.
Twilight's good and you assholes just ruin it for everyone else.
If its such a crap series then why in the world is it so damn popular and even been made into movies. I'll tell you why, its to keep away from the real world where people like you like to shit on everyone elses life, when in fact you losers are the ones who surf the net looking for something to make your life count for something.
Twilight's good and you assholes just ruin it for everyone else.
If its such a crap series then why in the world is it so damn popular and even been made into movies. I'll tell you why, its to keep away from the real world where people like you like to shit on everyone elses life, when in fact you losers are the ones who surf the net looking for something to make your life count for something.
by whoevercares May 15, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. A book series that has no plot, no character development, and is about how you can't have fun in life if you don't have a boyfriend. Go Harry Potter!!!
"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King
by StarKid Potterhead December 14, 2012
Get the Twilightmug. Verb: The act of luring an audience of science fiction or fantasy fans into a theater with promises of spectacular special effects demonstrating un-earthly super powers, only to disappoint viewers with drawn-out, boring, and laborious love stories.
Man, I'm embarrassed to admit I fell victim to the most recent twilighting movie release...I Am Number Four made me glad I "missed" the first three.
by Calvin at heart March 9, 2011
Get the twilightingmug. A terrible book written by the new hit author, Stephanie Meyer. It's about a 'smart' girl who throws her life away for a abusive boyfriend, and is also rather 'sophisticated' due to the fact that she likes Shakespeare - however, she has only been seen reading such books once or so, and seems to have little or no impact on her. Other main characters are the abusive boyfriend and an equally abusive friend, two guys who fight over her for most of the series. The interesting characters lack development, and are only there to take up space.
Obsessive fans of Twilight are called 'Twitards;' strange, rabid creatures that one should be very cautious around. They are known to flame forums with offensive reviews in all caps with horrible grammar, and in more violent cases when their pathetic book is insulted, they may claw your eyes out, bite your head off (literally), stab you repeatedly, burn you at the stake, or fix cement boots to your feet and drop you into a quarry.
If you see a Twitard or the book their cult is circled around, DO NOT MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT. Twitards need little or no reason to attack you, and the book has the power to burn your eyes out with one glance. Should you glance at the book, you must cleanse your eyes IMMEDIATELY by reading all of the Harry Potter books in quick succession, followed closely by watching all of the movies. It would be a good idea to also watch the Potter Puppet Pals or A Very Potter Musical (found on YouTube) just in case.
Obsessive fans of Twilight are called 'Twitards;' strange, rabid creatures that one should be very cautious around. They are known to flame forums with offensive reviews in all caps with horrible grammar, and in more violent cases when their pathetic book is insulted, they may claw your eyes out, bite your head off (literally), stab you repeatedly, burn you at the stake, or fix cement boots to your feet and drop you into a quarry.
If you see a Twitard or the book their cult is circled around, DO NOT MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT. Twitards need little or no reason to attack you, and the book has the power to burn your eyes out with one glance. Should you glance at the book, you must cleanse your eyes IMMEDIATELY by reading all of the Harry Potter books in quick succession, followed closely by watching all of the movies. It would be a good idea to also watch the Potter Puppet Pals or A Very Potter Musical (found on YouTube) just in case.
Me: "I just told a chick that I didn't like Twilight...."
My Friend: "HOLY SHIT! Are you okay?! What did she do?!?!?!"
Me: "She tried to burn me at the stake, saying that I must have been polluted by the witchcraft in Harry Potter...."
My Friend: "...Do I really want to know what you did to her?"
Me: "No."
My Friend: "Tell me anyw-"
Me: "Trust me. You really don't."
My Friend: "HOLY SHIT! Are you okay?! What did she do?!?!?!"
Me: "She tried to burn me at the stake, saying that I must have been polluted by the witchcraft in Harry Potter...."
My Friend: "...Do I really want to know what you did to her?"
Me: "No."
My Friend: "Tell me anyw-"
Me: "Trust me. You really don't."
by aint-no-muggle November 20, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. Twilight is a book by Stephanie Meyers. It is the bible of the 21st century. The book can be compared to how Hitler was addicted to getting rid of the jews. As Twilight is addicting.
Woah, Twilight is the best book ever!
YOU'RE READING TWILIGHT!!?? WHAT PART ARE YOU ON!?
OMG you have to read Twilight!
Don't conform to Twilight! It's a poor mans Harry Potter.
YOU'RE READING TWILIGHT!!?? WHAT PART ARE YOU ON!?
OMG you have to read Twilight!
Don't conform to Twilight! It's a poor mans Harry Potter.
by youdontknowmeha January 22, 2009
Get the Twilightmug.