Twat-Waffle

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important

Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.

by Maggy676435 March 3, 2015

Twat Bandit

Alternative word for lesbian

"I'll bet she's a right twat bandit!"

by Vin1967 March 20, 2006

chav [twat]

a (usually fake) burberry wearing, shitty gold wearing, twat speaking, school dropout, who soop up really shitty cars like Novas or Astras, gangsta wannabe. females have kids at an early age, and range between 5-10 kids by the time they are 20. they start on anyone if there are more than one of them, if there's an individual he look at you with a surly look.

You walk near a chav, his gold glinting in a north kent shopping centre, his fake burberry cap high in the air, fag in his hand,you look at him with his mates, he shouts "wanker", you walk over and then they run like fuck

by Chavhunter January 5, 2005

twat features

A person with facial features that resemble a twat

1) Mike has twat features.
2) Fuck you, twat features!

by Fr3sh2d3f May 21, 2006

The Full Twat

To give it everything or to skimp on no element

Etymology: A term often used within retail design and amongst courting couples; although perfectly acceptable in any scenario. Colloquially, to 'twat' is to 'hit' hence the full twat is 'your best shot'.

Sue: "Shall we order flowers or centre pieces for the tables at our wedding darling?"

Henry: "Fuck it - lets go the full twat and do both; you are the love of my life after all"

by Chalky Fulcrum November 12, 2010

Twat Rag

The twat rag, spaff sponge or twat towel is a piece of material or an old unused garment that is employed when ejaculation takes place in order to clean up the resultant mess. It is used repeatedly and can be washed or left unwashed, in which case it will have to be disposed of and replaced within a month or so depending on frequency of masturbation. Usual twat rags include old socks in order to aid 'posh wanks', and old t shirts.

'Woman,throw me the twat rag!'

by Stizzlargh May 27, 2008

Twat nozzle

noun - a jerk, a dick. So repugnant in words, acts and/or deeds, that they are only good enough to hide in moist, dank nasty places. Worse than your average dick-head.

Can you believe what a jerk he was today? What a twat nozzle!

by bunnysmama October 31, 2010