The male version of a queef. A fart-like bodily function that originates somewhere in the male genitals either via air entering the penis or an internal emission of gas, then passes through the urethra and exits the external urethral orifice with such force it is able to create the classic skin flapping sound of gas being passed.
Due to the amount of velocity and air pressure, one may find himself faced with a lengthy tube whisper after skydiving. The same can be said if one's girl/boy friend is ignorant of what it really means to give a "blow" job.
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