traffic school

Where adolescents learn how to drive and control their road rage

Guy 1: "Bro, i just got out of traffic school after months"
Guy 2: "Congrats, man, you can now drive without getting road rage"

by YaBoiGodrizza July 8, 2024

Bare Traffic

When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic

(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad

You know I’m stuck in bare traffic I’m so cheesedd crodie

by CityboyJJ June 30, 2024

Caught in traffic

To be shot at, or shot, at a red light or while driving.

I never wanna get caught in traffic the way 2pac did.

Denzel Washington got caught in traffic at the end of Training Day

by SlowPourPils January 25, 2025

Russian traffic cone

The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.

That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.

by BigKJohnson76 February 7, 2024

I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.

Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"

by EpicQ February 27, 2024

traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. )

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017