Female toad

These females are the most annoying, horrendous, stupid bitches to ever roam planet earth. Usually lives in Australia, year 7-10, wears cheap makeup, instagram stories are them admiring themselves. They have other toad friends mostly women too, they are sensitive as fuck nd can't get told to piss off without crying about it to their other toads. Think theyre the shit when everyone wants to bash them, if you even look at them or look in their direction once they will yell at you to stop looking at them because they think the sun revolves around them. They think theyre so special but will never contribute to society in an way shape or form, they bully people for no reason and whenever they defend themselves they use that as a reason to try and get them bashed up. they are stupid as fuck because they will accuse anyone of messing with them when nobody wants anything to do with them. they will make your classroom a shithole because they will go round to everyone and yell at you in front of every one for no reason. they scream at the top of their lungs because their mental age is close to 6. they honestly think theyre the scariest people alive but nobody likes them apart from their other ugly bitch friends. half of which don't even like them and are just pretending to. they act like the victims of everything when they want drama all the time. They also take photograph/record people in class to send to their toads because they have nothing better to do with their troubled life

Female toad: "What are you looking at?"
Teacher: "You're so full of yourself, what if he's not looking at you and looking outside?"

Female toad 1: bro, look at this photo of Ben I took in class today
Female toad 2: Oh my fucking god hahah, hes so obese honestly

Friend 1: "Jess is a fat fucking female toad honestly"
Friend 2: "I know that fat bitch gets on my nerves"

by justalilangry76 November 26, 2023

toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 22, 2022

Toad

A deliverer of bad news, usually when you’ve come a long way and don’t need it.

Toad: Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

by Big Cocks That Have Hands November 19, 2018

Bisky Toad

A toad found in a dry area resembling the bisque state of clay such as Toadstool National Park in Nebraska.

I found a Bisky Toad and when I picked it up it gave me a Nod.

by Risky Roadz December 6, 2018

Imploding toad

Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........

RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.

by Sunshinegrl July 13, 2017

toad boi

a gross boi, often some people will say "toad boi, i like that guy" but they don't often mean it

omg ew he's so ugly... he's a toad boi

by youredisappointing August 19, 2017

toad

Totally optimistic and down.

"The concert next week is supposed to be amazing, wanna go?"

"For sure! Im toad!"

by ProfessorOakland August 26, 2017