Max is a really rude person who doesn’t care about anyone but himself. He likes to break girls hearts yet when they decide to expose him he makes them delete the truth so people don’t dislike him. He’s also very flirtatious but not a boy to date as he will break your heart into millions of pieces.
Person 1: Did you see how max broke that girl’s heart?!!!
Person 2: Ye honestly he’s so rude but literally flirted with her then broke her.
Person 2: Ye honestly he’s so rude but literally flirted with her then broke her.
by max_is_a_terrible_name November 04, 2019
Max is just the max in everything, he’s so hot, got an elephant dick, eight pack, very talented and is a really good guy. He always brightens everyone’s day no matter what, and is a great friend to hangout with. He has an extremely good personality and just goes about things smoothly and deals with problems smoothly. Although he’s not the smartest and not the tallest everyone loves him and wants to be friends with him.
by Bobby Riewoldt March 31, 2019
To start off it’s a dog name. To finish it kind of is.
The biggest geezer on planet Earth that always tells on you x
The biggest geezer on planet Earth that always tells on you x
by TheButterflyGirl October 27, 2019
Max is a super funny guy. He has a talent for drawing and likes music. He might act a little bad but is super nice. He is pretty popular and he might be your ideal boyfriend. If you ever date a Max, don't let him go. A lot of girls might have a crush on him too.
by BlackpinkLover123 March 11, 2019
Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.
Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.
Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.
Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.
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