Hot Pork

Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.

Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!

Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!

Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!

Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Woman: MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!

by Honkey Monkey February 27, 2009

Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee October 7, 2008

Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.

Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.

by Pistolpois August 15, 2017

Porking the monkey

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.

“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”

by Steven dickerson June 6, 2018

Porking Spot

A parking spot, often scenic, which is chosen merely as a location for in-car sexual activity.

I guess everyone else thinks it's a good porking spot too.

by Oxford Commanist November 23, 2010

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020

pork missiles

Slamming down hot dogs at a sporting event as a spectator or participant.

Can’t wait to golf tomorrow. Slamming pork missiles, hitting nukes and Sundays are for the boys.

by @p_didodo July 21, 2022