by Dragostea Din Tei April 28, 2005
Having all the responsibilities of a boyfriend with none of the benefits. Seen as a dick in a jar for women when she can't fuck someone better.
Mike had a crush on Kelly for years, but being in the friend zone prevented him from getting anywhere with her.
by Salvivor August 27, 2009
This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.
John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
by MarkALicIous July 11, 2015
I plan to drink just enough to get into the Goldilocks Zone and then drink in moderation to stay there all night.
by Jewsef March 09, 2017
A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.
Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?
Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.
Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!
Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.
Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!
by Ricosuave44 October 09, 2019
Noun - An area of recently resurfaced roadway on an otherwise ravaged highway that is smooth enough to manage a sip of your beverage without spilling it all over yourself.
Tom lifted the hot coffee closer to his mouth, anticipating the upcoming sip zone, for a much-needed draw from his morning brew.
by Porksword153 January 29, 2021
by Lil Marko October 23, 2018