It's a Jeep Thing

The go to statement Jeep owners use when they can't provide an explanation for their shoddy modifications, constant mechanical failures, lack of driving ability, etc... A truly misguided "they hate us because they ain't us" mentality.

Jeep lifts left front wheel off ground making a right turn into the parking lot.

Guy: "You ever thought of attaching your sway bar links when you're just driving around? You look like you're gonna roll every time you turn.'

Jeep Owner: "It's a Jeep thing, you probably wouldn't understand."

by DCShred96 May 17, 2020

Face Thing

The act of placing one's head in a sink full of ice cold water for as long as is humanly possible. When you run out of breath, you remove your head from said sink and an associate who has been standing near you wraps a towel tightly around your head and spins you around, eventually lowering you to the floor. Good as a wake up in the morning... Ridiculously amazing after Love Beans.

"Shall we go do the face thing?"

"What is it?"

"You'll love it, trust me..."

(They always love it)

by Double Dickhead! June 9, 2007

groove thing

Refers to the "groove" seen when her pants are too tight.

Hot Gossip about "Brit" reports
"The Daily News reports that just hours after allegedly giving Federline the heave-ho, the semi-retired pop starlet burned off steam by shaking her groove thing with some girlfriends at L.A. hotspot LAX"

by Danny dan December 8, 2005

man thing

What a female may refer to a males genitals as

Girl 1: Last night, I was all over his man thing
Girl 2: Wow - you think he is really gagable?
Girl 1: Definitely!

by fs_abq November 18, 2009

The Window Thing

No, really. Does anyone know what the hell this is? I assume a window is involved somewhere, and whenever someone mentions it people who know say "Ew!", so it's probably filthy.

"What the hell is The Window Thing?" "Ew!"

by Egg November 21, 2004

slip of a thing

small skinny person, normally female

She was a wee slip of a thing

by yummyjam January 27, 2016

twisty thing

The paper-wrapped wire used to close the plastic bag around a loaf of bread.

Hey, I can't find the twisty thing. This bread is gonna get stale.

by KrW September 23, 2005