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Squid dribble

Noun/Verb. When a guy cums in a condom, then cuts the end off of the condom to squeeze onto the brow line of his sexual partner. The jizz then dribbles into his/her eyes in a tentacle-like pattern, giving it the name “squid dribble.” Source: Lester Holt.
He squid dribbled me hardcore last night. It was squinty as hell.
by Squiddribbler4620 January 31, 2020
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squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.
I just witness a squid jacker in action
by foot violater November 13, 2011
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Squid game

A verb to mean being caught out or surprised by something
*getting no recognition for coining the verb squid game and someone else claiming it upon season 2 of squid game coming out
by Squiddy girl June 25, 2022
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Squid Missile

Bike of choice for a young squid. Has to be a supersport, 600cc or higher.
"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"

"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
by plebican September 1, 2022
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cheesy squid

When your asshole leaks and oozes a fromage like liquid
His asshole had taken so many man loads it was like a cheesy squid
by Tier half September 2, 2022
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Squid Game

An over rated show (yes it's good but its not that good)
"Does anyone else get star struck when they see a Korean person after watching Squid Game?" -Retorted Twitter People *Barf emoji*
by DaRedPandi December 6, 2021
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Squid games

Martin Luther King Jr. would love it if he could watch it, people perishing together as fools.
Squid Games is exactly the way people like there bullshit. They like their bullshit more than they like Martin Luther King Jr. apparently. Even Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, or Jesus would probably like Squid games more than they liked themselves, because people tend to like a show of narcissism more than they like a mundane person thinking of how to help other people.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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