Athletes Rest

Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.

1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!

2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!

by Striz January 20, 2009

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Rest Day

a day not only to give yourself a break from working out but to also give mfs a chance to catch up to you.

“we hitting the gym today?”
“nah, it’s rest day for me. you go on ahead!”😏

by swollen gym leader July 25, 2025

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bulk never rests

like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging

IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)

jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests

lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !

jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !

by michael foolsley July 6, 2023

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