Narcissistic personality order

Because the narcissist has no disorder.

"As you insisted, I went to the therapist. She told me I have narcissistic personality order, which she said very few individuals have. I described our relationship and she wants to see you three times a week."

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

Order Of Souls Lady

CHUCKFACTOR71's "girlfriend"

Chuck: ok you have permission to talk to my girlfriend.
Us: you mean the Order of Souls Lady?

by Judgeetoeggboi September 7, 2020

first order equations

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

by Genetic Illnesses September 11, 2020

national order your girl food day

monday 12th is the day you should order your girl food:)

woohoo its national order your girl food day

by jfjgg October 12, 2020

national order your girl food day

monday 12th october is order your girl food dyay

woohoo its national order your girl food day

by jfjgg October 12, 2020

order stalking

v. constantly checking on an order at a fast food restaurant, more specifically at one where the kitchen is easily visible

John annoys the workers at In-N-Out because he is always order stalking on every visit.

by the man who wears things July 12, 2012

Ordering Take Out

Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.

Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.

Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.

by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011