old bad

The dank musky scent usually attributed to an older worse smelling idividual (usually grandmother). This scent usually is a mixture of old house, stale cigarettes, feline urine and stanky senior citizens.

"dude, that senior home smelled like 8 different kinds of old bad"

by nooger April 25, 2006

Old Tomato

Substitute for ultimatum

Sydney was tired of waiting for Hunter propose, so she gave him the old tomato

by Lzydogrnch July 24, 2020

old shitbag

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.

The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.

by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021

The Old Norman

When a male masturbates to the point of climax while either looking at pictures or watching video of his best friend having intercourse with his significant other.

Pete: "Did you see that postcard of Ian and Trish in Maui"? Jim: "We should wack off to it". Pete: "The Old Norman"? Jim: "You know it".

by Matthew Scarpelli Cumberland December 9, 2013

old dragon

An Australian colloquialism to describe an old person, often an old woman.

The old dragon down at the supermarket won't let you enter if your shoes are dirty.

by Disto2 February 1, 2017

old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch

you look like an old cow today nan

by cow mqn July 29, 2017

Old Snatch

haggard old lady!

That woman over there, She's a right Old Snatch!

by cheshiregaylad December 14, 2018