by The Rumor May 02, 2008
Kansas City lingo.
To have a dick so large you walk with a limp.
Could be used to say you're keepin' it real, raw, big etc.
Usually describing how exagerated or nice some aspect of something is.
Keep it Keblur - Kutt Calhoun
To have a dick so large you walk with a limp.
Could be used to say you're keepin' it real, raw, big etc.
Usually describing how exagerated or nice some aspect of something is.
Keep it Keblur - Kutt Calhoun
"Nigga' I keep it Keblur, mah' shit be sittin on those 24's."
"Bitch, I keep it Keblur, you can't handle it."
"Bitch, I keep it Keblur, you can't handle it."
by Nicoismintyfresh August 29, 2009
A reaction when you see a fine fox, say a nice attracive lady is laying on your towel, and you don't want to take away that towel from her, you say very nice,"Ma'am, You can Keep The Towel." And If she throws it back at you you must sniff it.
Greg, Charlie, Ross, What do I say to this fox? She is laying on my towel! Greg Says: First ya gotta tell that bitch to keep it, then ya hit that shit when your done!
Spencer Says: Hey Bitch you can Keep The Towel!
And The Story went on as of that day Spencer had boned his first women and let me tell you this my friends, just because of that one line, all the ladies in his hometown now get towels thrown at them when they are nude at the beach.
Spencer Says: Hey Bitch you can Keep The Towel!
And The Story went on as of that day Spencer had boned his first women and let me tell you this my friends, just because of that one line, all the ladies in his hometown now get towels thrown at them when they are nude at the beach.
by Jizzman69 January 15, 2008
A phrase used to encourage the most prominent, positive values in another person.
It can also includes rules such as:
1. Keep it nigger.
2. KEEP IT NIGGER.
3. If someone says "stop" or goes limp, fuck it. Keep it nigger.
4. Only two guys may participate in one accumulated act of keeping it nigger.
5. Only one accumulated act of keeping it nigger at a time.
6. Shirts, shoes necessary. No one needs to see that shit.
7. Acts of keeping it nigger will continue as long as it has to.
8. If this is your first night keeping it nigger, then you MUST keep it nigger.
It can also includes rules such as:
1. Keep it nigger.
2. KEEP IT NIGGER.
3. If someone says "stop" or goes limp, fuck it. Keep it nigger.
4. Only two guys may participate in one accumulated act of keeping it nigger.
5. Only one accumulated act of keeping it nigger at a time.
6. Shirts, shoes necessary. No one needs to see that shit.
7. Acts of keeping it nigger will continue as long as it has to.
8. If this is your first night keeping it nigger, then you MUST keep it nigger.
Person 1: I'm keeping it nigger right now. My hunger requires 16$ to service.
Person 2: Way to keep it nigger, nigger.
Person 1: Well you know I like my niggerness just the right amount of nigger.
Person 2: Too much nigger is a terrible amount of nigger.
Person 1: Amen to that nigger.
Person 2: In name of all that is nigger.
Person 1: And then God said, "Let there be nigger."
Person 2: And Adam and Eve ate from the nigger tree and cursed us all.
Person 1: And then Moses busted a cap and parted the seas of niggers.
Person 2: And Noah built a boat for a booze cruise with all his niggers.
#fuckyou
Person 2: Way to keep it nigger, nigger.
Person 1: Well you know I like my niggerness just the right amount of nigger.
Person 2: Too much nigger is a terrible amount of nigger.
Person 1: Amen to that nigger.
Person 2: In name of all that is nigger.
Person 1: And then God said, "Let there be nigger."
Person 2: And Adam and Eve ate from the nigger tree and cursed us all.
Person 1: And then Moses busted a cap and parted the seas of niggers.
Person 2: And Noah built a boat for a booze cruise with all his niggers.
#fuckyou
by alwayskeepitnigger May 02, 2012
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