Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.

Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.

by Mr.funster February 19, 2018

Mung Hook

Firefighter tool similar in use to a New York Hook.

Guys, have you seen my Mung Hook... I set it down somewhere around here.

by KurMungeon December 6, 2022

snuffle hook

A curved penis with an excessively long foreskin.

Captain Hook went hole-to-hole with his snuffle hook - sexy hooked prick!

by agoblin November 7, 2017

dick hook

When you have a male genital pericing and your girl is blowing you and your piercing gets lodged in her throat.

My girl was blowing me last night and I Dick hooked her. It was like taking a fish off a hook.

by DominoNaitor August 28, 2019

hook the flex

verb to show off a previously stated/known flex.

kabir: yo, did you hear about how vanaj managed to snort 650 gms of coke in one go?
rish: yeah, i heard him hook the flex over call

by awhorea March 1, 2021

jersey hook

When a guy grabs a girls head on a car ride in a hook like motion and pulls her to his twigs and berrys. This is especially true on the jersey turnpike.

I gave my girlfriend the jersey hook on the turnpike

by MERSEYME June 13, 2017

Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

by DrPrepper February 16, 2017