manchurian handshake

While giving a girl anal, and it just aint satisfying, you reach up her pus and jerk yourself off.

that bitches ass was so loose, that i gave myself a manchurian handshake; i showed that bitch whats up

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A brown handshake

Giving a person a hand job while they are taking a shit

Amanda gave matthew a brown handshake after he ate some bad chinese food.

by Dirty dan the stalking man December 09, 2011

Vietnamese handshake

Happy ending massage

Had a ruff day stopped off for a Vietnamese handshake

by Fortuna June 27, 2019

Happy Handshake

HandJob. Manual Stimulation by someone other than youself.

I know we can't have sex this week. How about a happy handshake?

by Mxpxpunkohio February 13, 2009

Toyam Handshake

The act of shaking someone's hand right after they've masturbated, i.e. a spermy handshake.

When you jack-off as much as Ben, you will never NOT be giving a toyam handshake. Let that sink in. There are people like that in the world.

by BV69BV July 27, 2017

Fetus Handshake

The act of fisting a woman and being startled by a baby shaking your hand.

"Man, I was surprised to get a fetus handshake last night by a prostitute"

by zdawg3579 May 13, 2013

Teppanyaki handshake

When eating at a teppanyaki restaurant, one places his or her hand on the teppanyaki grill. The longer one holds their hand on the grill, the better the handshake.

Wow man! I can't believe you did a 10 second teppanyaki handshake! How's your hand feeling after that!?

by cprickler February 07, 2019