Dart Farmer

An individual who works hard to collect unwanted, discarded and smoked cigarettes. Their only goal in life is to clean up our streets and consolidate their spoils into free cigarettes

Look at that guy picking up those cigarette butts, he must be a dart farmer.

by Joe from Oshawa eh September 22, 2019

Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks

Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?

by Dicto long June 6, 2018

Welsh farmer

A hunky geezer who wears dungarees, wellies, and sports a beard stinking of sex appeal and cow shit. He is especially equipped at farming cows, chickens, and performing BDSM (though he is normally the submissive to his feisty, ginger welsh wife)

'Oh my gosh, your Welsh farmer is such a hunk.'
'Yeah I know, he just finished farming the cows.'

by WelshFarmer69 May 8, 2019

Sweat Farmer

A person who is obsessed with doing a certain thing often something insignificant so well that they worry about if constantly and annoy those around them

i finally got my huuuuuuge base setup after 4 hours of grinding! (instead of playing the game)
your such a sweat farmer

by TumourToad March 11, 2017

farmer dave

A guy that has good intentions but is always caught chasing and playing with management. Tries to be discreet but always seen by a co-worker.....

There goes farmer Dave with the mgmt team....oh is he holding his notebook?? Lol

by Johnnyjinx December 6, 2016

Farmers Chin

For excessive hair growth! Use twice daily for desired effect!

Caution- Do not shave as could result in stubbely regrowth

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Dick Farmer

One who goes through so much dick, it could be said that they farm dick. Thus, they are known as dick farmers. When a dick farmer goes through much more dick than expected, this is known as a bumper crop. A dick farmers crop can be reduced by such things as Crabs, Herpes, and other various STD's.

"the girl next door is such a dick farmer"
"Ben really has to stop farming soo much dick"

by Mike Giard May 4, 2007