A middle-aged man still living with parents who plays videogames and smokes cannabis all day, while telling people online that he's incredibly successful, talented and good with women.
She thought she met the man of her dreams on Plenty of Fish, but he turned out to be a real epik Dennis.
by epik-guy January 4, 2025

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

by dingalingadingdong123 October 26, 2019

by D! on demon time October 20, 2022

a Dennis is what it's called when you think youre finished with no. 2 or no. 3, get up, and realize, "ooh, nope. Not done yet."
i.e. - "I had to take a rough number 2, thought I was done pooping, and realized it was a Dennis, so I had to sit back on the toilet."
i.e. - "I had to take a rough number 2, thought I was done pooping, and realized it was a Dennis, so I had to sit back on the toilet."
i.e. - "I had to take a rough number 2, thought I was done pooping, and realized it was a Dennis, so I had to sit back on the toilet."
by Butthead#2 July 8, 2019

He loves eating! Loves going on trips down south! Dennis’s usually have health problems but they are very funny and nice!
by CherryPop🍒 June 7, 2018

OH no its Dennis the pussy destroyer
by Djennisbeer November 24, 2021
