Deez Nuts

Something you say when you are out of ideas or when you think you are funny.

You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts. Ha! Gotem.
Friend : Ffs

by ThiccJuan31 December 13, 2017

DEEZ-NUTS

When someone asks what came in the mail you say DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE

Person 1 "Anything in the mail today" Person 2 "DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE"

by nigger 57 December 21, 2017

deez nutz

Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.

Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*

by dak0829 January 6, 2020

deezed

The state of being in bruh. If something or someone makes you mad or ruins your mood then you are considered deezed.

I gave him his money one day late and I swear to god this mandems looked deezed.

This mandems lost his money and he was hella deezed.

by ABSBRUHMMNT February 6, 2020

Deez nutz

They are pretty small they stink and they need to stap idk WHAT MADE YOU WANNA SEARCH THIS

Deez nutz

by I’m dumb sorry April 16, 2020

deez nutsn't

The definition of Deez nutsn't is literally anything other than Deez nuts

For example: Sally went to McDonald's and asked for Deez nutsn't and they gave her a Sprite but she wanted a happy meal.

by Niggas in my butt hole snipper April 26, 2020

Deez Nuts

The person who got 9% of votes in the US 2016 Election

Did you know Deez Nuts did better than Kanye West did

by The Real OSAZAI November 26, 2020