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a visit from uncle chronic

smoke weed with out planning it it kinda just happened, chronic is weed and uncles always come unannounced
me: hey you just got a visit from uncle chronic
alex: o well i got my cologne with me so its cool
by the original c-dub November 9, 2009
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Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome

Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is a false illness, usually used by students who require to wear a uniform or people who have hickeys. This illness allows them to cover their necks for as long as they wish.

Symptoms of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome include chills or goosebumps (whether they are present all over the body or are isolated to the neck), headaches, and a sore neck.

The only cure for Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is to cover one's neck with something warm - turtlenecks and scarves work well. One may cover their neck for as long as they wish, or until one's peers actually look up the illness.
Teacher: "Why are you wearing that scarf? It's not an accepted uniform piece! To the principal's office with you!"

Student: "But I have to wear it. I've got a pretty bad case of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome."

Teacher: "Oh. Well, that's okay, then."
by Rougemont November 18, 2009
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Chronic Caps Lock disease

the act of over use of caps, making the victim feel threatened, when in fact they are simply hyperactive.
NOT FAWN OVER BOOB ARMOR GIRL... i'm not, just Chronic Caps lock disease, sigh.
by im harry potter. November 16, 2011
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san francisco CHRONIC-le

Damn this shit smells good, I think I'll name this bag the San Francisco CHRONIC-le!
by Cincy JC October 21, 2006
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(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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1. a place where you send your friends as a sort of punishment for being, saying, or doing something redundant. the redundant act must be unnecessary or unneeded.

3. a place where you send your friends as a remedy for being, saying or doing something twice, or more than one time or repeating repeating themselves in various ways that are different but mean the same thing.

3. a home for redundants
That's it, (to redundant friend) your going to the redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant.
by nick August 15, 2006
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CUPS (Chronic Under Packing Syndrome)

CUPS describes a person who never packs enough marijuana into a bowl to accommodate everyone partaking.
I hate matching bowls with John because he suffers from CUPS (Chronic Under Packing Syndrome).
by ToeKnee64 November 28, 2012
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