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Brandon

That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.
Damn, did you see that homeless guy sleeping in his own vomit?

Ya bro, he looks like such a Brandon
by MrToasty November 5, 2015
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Brandon

a mother ducking asshole who can only forcus in one thing and it ain't gonna be you
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf
Oh so he's a Brandon, hA good luck with that Brandon's are never good.
by uGhidfk October 20, 2018
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Brandon

An asshole who doesn’t know how the fuck to stop annoying the shit out of his sister.
Brandon is such an ass
by Looks like a potato September 19, 2018
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brandon

a very hairy ape smells like old yogurt and expired milk. someone had sex with an orange and out came Brandon.
by Brian Brickhouse June 11, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch
Someone: my man dont do shit but sit on his ass.

Friend: ur husband/boyfriend is such a brandon
by Karen cline September 7, 2020
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Brandon

A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him
Brandon wants both sides. Cats and Chickens
by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017
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Brandon

The biggest fuckboy around. Will break your heart
He is a total brandon. Dont fall for him.
by ofgkdrpgkrep February 15, 2017
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