How do I even begin? An absolute shithole, idiot, and resident golfer. Trump: "I golf when I'm sad mad, asleep, and awake." Someone who claims election fraud when there isn't any, and someone who was raised by Satan drinking Tropicana, and a woman who frankly no one will never know who she is. Married 2 people, made some kids, gained some pounds, had some ribs, uses a Samsung, and f*cks himself on Twitter. The end is near, my friend; the end is near.
by FBI_Surveillance_Van November 24, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by anonymous November 16, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. When you have to take a shit real bad but hold it in. Then all of a sudden the turtle head pops through and you give way. You just took a trump in your pants.
I ate crab legs and then went out for drinks. I was in the lobby of the Bellagio, felt a rumble and realized, I’m fucked. I held on as long as I could and then trumped in my jeans.
by Brian wood November 8, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. A person (or group) who loses so often and so hard, that they are even worse than an average loser; a person (or group) who can't stop losing.
Politics - The Donald was impeached twice! He just can't stop losing. He is such a trump!
Sports / Games - If we keep losing every game, people will think we're trumps!
General - Don't be such a trump, bro!
Sports / Games - If we keep losing every game, people will think we're trumps!
General - Don't be such a trump, bro!
by Pansexual Satan January 13, 2021
Get the trumpmug. Trump sadly lost to a piece of trash that should’ve been recycled but wasn’t know it polluted our country
by I <3 soggy toes January 27, 2022
Get the Trumpmug. An orange bastard who is very closely related to the ''Annoying Orange'' , It currently rules over the gun-holding country called ''Amerriicaa''. It is one of the only two people in the world that has an amazing orange hue , that is permanent.
It is a classified racist , homophobe , transphobe and sexist , and is currently being hunted by the SCP
It is a classified racist , homophobe , transphobe and sexist , and is currently being hunted by the SCP
by Bigfatcoochie May 24, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. An orifice on a body from which feces is discharges. Simile(s): Asshole, butthole, bung-hole, ass-mouth.
by Professor Dantanna November 10, 2020
Get the Trumpmug.