long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.
Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!
by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024
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thong haircut

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.
My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut
by Simon Trinculo June 17, 2024
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Little girl thong

Yes, we live in a world where such a thing not only exists but is a commodity. And yet we still don't have flying cars.
I have no idea what I or anyone have to gain from purchasing a little girl thong but at least they're not crocs.
by ApricotFields June 29, 2020
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rubber thong

a piece of clothing that is rubber and is wore as under wear.
omfg dud look at that girls ass its sporting a rubber thong!
by Nueb35 September 12, 2008
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