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thong haircut

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.
My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut
by Simon Trinculo June 16, 2024
mugGet the thong haircutmug.

Put on my big girl thong

Face up to what you need to do.
Synonymous with “adulting”.
I can’t sit here worrying about it anymore, it is time to put on my big girl thong and get this over with.
by Dumping Zone March 18, 2022
mugGet the Put on my big girl thongmug.

thong berry

A thong berry is what happens when you think you're done with your period, so you put on a thong, but you end up with a congealed blob of gooey uterine blood stuck on your skank floss.
I thought I was done leaking uterus jelly, so I wore and thong that day and ended up with a stank thong berry.

I like CapnCrunch with thong berries
by 2LBSofTOE March 13, 2014
mugGet the thong berrymug.

donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)
"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"
by joey bugsville November 10, 2020
mugGet the donald thongmug.

standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.
I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.
by AseBurto November 2, 2023
mugGet the standing thongmug.

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