squid daddy

1. The best god damn person in the entire plane of existence. Zora the King of Squids

2. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, tequila, vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, butterscotch, and caramel in the form of a milkshake.

1. Yo bro look at Zora the Squid Daddy.

2. I could totally go for a Squid Daddy right now.

by Zora the King of Squids July 1, 2017

squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.

I just witness a squid jacker in action

by foot violater November 13, 2011

Squid bagging

When you kill somebody in splatoon and repeatedly turn from kid to squid form while jumping. Used as an act to taunt people you have killed or to make friends with wirh enemy’s

Bro! I just got squid bagginged

by Freggyfr February 6, 2023

Lib Squid

Nancy-Boy Liberal mollusk eater

That guy is a Hillary loving Lib Squid!

by Sidemeat September 16, 2021

Squid Knuckle

Anus. Butthole.

Nikki begged me to stick my tongue in her squid knuckle.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

Squillium Squid

a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man

Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*

by Sir Squack "Squid" Squillium I June 11, 2021

Squid Missile

Bike of choice for a young squid. Has to be a supersport, 600cc or higher.

"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"

"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"

by plebican September 1, 2022