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Trumpet of Patriots

(Australian Slang) A deep, thundering fart; shamelessly delivered in a public place.
Everyone left the Quiet Carriage when Jonno sounded the Trumpet of Patriots.
by Crypto_Saki April 16, 2025
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Stadium Patriot

Someone more concerned with the trappings of the United States--the flag, standing for the anthem, etc.--than the actual values of freedom and democracy on which the country was founded.
The stadium patriots are up in arms again because the sportsball players knelt for the national anthem.
by Jill the Pill August 8, 2019
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jeep patriot

A car that mid girls drive
That girl is a solid 4/10, she definitely drives a Jeep Patriot
by Jeeppatriothater123 August 8, 2023
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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
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Trumpet of Patriots

When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.
Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
by jims gooning May 13, 2025
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trans patriot

A weak individual who lacks identity and intelligence and due to family pressure or failed education system waffles between loyalties endangering and embarrassing all nations involved
"Ay devil why does that idiot have a mexican flag tattoo if he's in the US military?" "Oh that's pepe he's a trans patriot"
by McGraze September 4, 2021
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NFL patriotism

The act of being on the NFL patriot bandwagon
There is NFL patriotism in this house.
by Jingle February 10, 2017
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