Nelson

A universal term to describe the messer of a man

Got head gasket gone ! Fuck of Nelson you messer. Or Mk1 in my nans garage fuck off you messer

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Nelson pupper

Walter.

Bro, Nelson pupper is cute af.

by CockEgbert September 21, 2020

Nelson

A slang term for really good weed.

I got ahold of some really good Nelson this weekend.

Got some Nelson if you wanna partake later.

by Buckeyesooner October 28, 2020

Nelson

A little boy who thinks he's affiliated and cheated on his girl

Nelson a little boy on nothing

by Bigddaddy42069 November 1, 2020

Nelson

A little boy who thinks he's affiliated and cheated on his girl

Nelson a little boy on nothing

by Bigddaddy42069 November 1, 2020

Nelson

A little hoe who ain’t bout shit and cheated on his girl

Nelson a hoe

by Bigddaddy42069 November 1, 2020

Johnny Nelson

Johnny Nelson is the biggest company man in the history of sports. He reads from a Sky Sports or Matchroom script every time he performs an interview and is practically a puppet for the Hearn family. He is quite literally the dumbest man to ever talk about boxing minus maybe Chris Mannix

Jacob: Did you see the new Johnny Nelson interview on iFL TV?
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man

by matchroomfanboy October 8, 2020