Nonce

UK Slang For Pedophile

"That guy is such a Nonce!"

by grayjoycon February 10, 2018

Nonce

Someone whos stepdad is a priest and they also have curly hair

Your a right nonce

by ADAMMETCALFE123 March 17, 2018

nonce

British slang, usually used to call someone a pedophile but generally seen as just a general insult

Pub guy 1: Liverpool isn't even that good mate, Man united could beat them in a second!
Pub guy 2: oh shut up ya nonce, Liverpool's the best!

Person 1: Did you hear about the Kendrick and Drake beef?
Person 2: yeah, who would have guessed that Drake's a nonce?

by f0reverxternally October 21, 2025

nonce

Another word for unintelligent, stupid, or dumb. Referring to nonsense, someone who's speaking nonsense.

"Anyone who believes nonce means anything sexual, is the true nonce."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."

by softsmeg February 8, 2023

Nonce

Any Celtic fan, Especially anyone called Scott Brown

Scott Brows a Nonce you know

by Ket Addict February 17, 2020

Nonce

You

You are a Total nonce

by Djdjdjhfjf November 23, 2021

Nonce

Logan Paul

Group of people: Aha there’s the nonce that lost the fight
Logan Paul: *cries*

by Whatyouon December 1, 2019