Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.

Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!

by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022

Skol log

Shit covered wood or a wooden object used to anally violate somebody

That Josh is real skol log.

by Pliznay February 11, 2020

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

log bobber

the accidental situation of when someone's scrotum gently touches the water in the toilet when having a bowel movement

I realized it was a log bobber when I felt the water touching my sack!

logger bobber sack skim scrotum

by John326 November 5, 2013

Log thief

Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.

Rachel fucks too many married men. She is such a log thief.

by Shinnyk September 3, 2016

Log tm

The randomest Cards Against Humanity card

Why am I broke?

Log tm

Critical Thinking

Mommy and Daddy fighting

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

log slam

To fuck roughly.

My girlfriend loves it when I log slam her ass and call her a slut.

by SamTheSlayer September 30, 2012