a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 8, 2005
Get the dental plan, lisa needs bracesmug. Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
by Getz December 23, 2003
Get the dental plan, lisa needs bracesmug. "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.
thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"
by fatb8tch July 20, 2019
Get the You're tearing me apart, Lisa!mug. Friendly trash talk when your friend or co-worker talks too much during meetings or trainings. Can also be used to lighten the mood when an especially annoying person monopolize's everyone's time with negative comments and useless questions.
by Off with her head! October 3, 2016
Get the Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.mug. Noun: The dean of medicine in Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in the show "House."
She is an absolute BADDIE and my lesbian awakening. She bosses House around,(when's it my turn) and is mostly antagonistic in most the episodes but that's okay cuz she serves. Literally only House can successfully insult her because she dishes those roasts like a 5 star chef.
You typically see a Lisa Cuddy by someone having dark/black voluminous hair, a nose with a bump, amazing fashion taste, and often sexualized by their employee.
She is an absolute BADDIE and my lesbian awakening. She bosses House around,(when's it my turn) and is mostly antagonistic in most the episodes but that's okay cuz she serves. Literally only House can successfully insult her because she dishes those roasts like a 5 star chef.
You typically see a Lisa Cuddy by someone having dark/black voluminous hair, a nose with a bump, amazing fashion taste, and often sexualized by their employee.
by Bee._.stars September 21, 2025
Get the Lisa Cuddymug. by Kidcat_ March 19, 2018
Get the lisa rossmug. "Lisa left the paper towel!"
Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
by Handy ManWell February 5, 2021
Get the Lisa left the paper towelmug.