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Jizz Beard

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021
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pink jizz

When a blood vessel in the testicles ruptures and mixes with the sperm to create a purple mixture.
Dude, I fucked so hard last night that I had a pink jizz.
by Winter Nigga November 19, 2017
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Thunder Jizz

When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.
My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.
by 1luckypenny September 8, 2017
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jizz brian

"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >: ahaha jīžź břæįň"
by rawrxdrawrxdrawrxdrawrxd October 23, 2019
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Jizz Nits

I caught Jizz Nits from a nasty skank.... The doctor gave me a cream and told me to shave my Netherlands.
by JSMcB September 20, 2012
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Phantom Jizz

No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....
Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."
by goodduck4 June 28, 2014
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jizz-riddled

To be completely soaked/inundated with semen. Can apply to people or inanimate objects.
1. We've been having sex all day. I am completely jizz-riddled from head to toe.

2. Look at that poor bukake girl- her face is jizz-riddled!

3. I jerked him off several times last night. My sheets and blanket are jizz-riddled.
by Rosa Sparks February 17, 2014
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