Mustard Dong

An unimaginably humungous penis that smells excruciatingly disgusting.

Damn, that guy has a mustard dong!

by sumaloma September 25, 2021

Strong Dong

When your penis has noticiably large muscles.

That man has a strong dong! You could see it's muscles from a mile away!

by JanisTheManis March 18, 2016

dong enragment

A guide to get a bigger dick

Dang, your two inch dick needs dong enragment

by DArealWebstam8 April 08, 2016

Dong Puller

You stick out a fist with your thumb tucked between your fingers and if someone else looks at it you yoink their peepee out

Joe: "Hey your shoe's untied"
Jim: (looks down)
Joe: DONG PULLER! Yoink!!!
Jim: (writhing in pain) "haha you got me!"
Joe : "Now eat it!"

by Zzzzkkmnnn December 20, 2018

dong gauntlet

A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.

"Coach made us do fifty runs through the dong gauntlet today."

by vrsi_rules September 05, 2008

Dong jockey

Likes to ride dicks

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

dong gargling

The act of putting every part of the male genetalia into ones mouth, during Oral sex. This includes both testicles, as well as the penis.

Guy 1: Yoo I was with this girl last night and she was dong gargling me!
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.

Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls

by Alfonzo May 31, 2016