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(not) Instagram Celebrities

People, usually from the south of England, who are in Year 7-11 and are usually the elites in their class who are recognised by students all around the local town where their schools are based. They think they are Instagram Celebrities but they’re really not.

You can identify them if they have around 1000 followers, there account is on private and they have barley posts, or 0. This is the result of them removing old posts which they think are cringe and if they overflow with posts they leave the ‘celebrity circle’

There pictures are mainly of weird angles and face covered in masks, with girls usually having some glass effect and pictures heavily edited or put in mean less montages.

Their Instagram stories mainly involve asking the question ‘Anyone going to insert name heres’ or ‘Picture at name here agains’ and as most people from the schools would be in separate circles but at the same time a big one, they all say yes. Other things include them doing random number things, emoji things and ranking their ‘friends’

They also boast about what they do with their friends, boasting that they have spent money expensive clothes to wear at some random girls party and annoying little things, like comparing Endgame to England vs Croatia (only people understood that game) (real story)

By the time they get to 18 all their relevance is non existent
by Aldranster50 November 1, 2019
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Celebrities series

I only found out who he was when he started dating Dixie. And Ik has as Dixie’s BF. Other than that, useless.
by It’s you page February 10, 2021
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Celebrity

People living in cowardice under the controlling powers because they're too scared to admit they're being controlled. Those who wanted to admit never can, because they are brainwashed.
"The celebrity Mark Zuckerberg may be a person, but he certainly isn't human anymore."
by Dr. Mangoman January 22, 2023
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smoke celebration

a break from all work, to blaze chronic and ease your mind
yo bra im going out for my smoke celebration
by dasdasfads April 6, 2008
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Celebrity Chef

A ma'fakin celebrity who people portray to be confused as fuck in the kitchen, but is secretly really a sick cook!

(Also) Underground news on an upcoming reality TV series!
"You may think Paris Hilton only deals with white on the weekends, but you see her with that flour in the kitchen?! Maaaan, she's a Celebrity Chef!"
by duiii August 22, 2011
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celebrity baggage

1. Celebrities or even average people exhibit behaviors as they are indeed the center of spot light.

2. Act with discretion to avoid break perceived persona.
A: Why does she always wear sunglasses in the evening and walk like that?
B: Celebrity baggage I guess.

A: We all went up stairs and sang at the karaoke place last night except for Rachel. Why can’t she loosen up? Everybody was drinking and having a great time!
B: Tell me about her imaginary celebrity baggage!
by JigglyJam July 21, 2020
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M-List Celebrity

Someone famous for running an instagram meme account with more than 1k followers
"My meme account just hit 1k followers, I'm officially an M-List Celebrity now!"
by shadystones666 May 24, 2018
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