wild cucummer

When a dick gets hard in the precence of vegetables
Dang that’s one wild cucummer
by Dude Red May 24, 2019
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wild k

Wild k describes something that is a huge dub, something that is normally unenjoyable. It is used AFTER the word and can also be used without "wild" , meaning "K" after the word also indicates the same definition.
Example#1:
Vika- What's good for links today???
Brenden- I can't chill today, I got work! New schedule k broooo

Example#2:
Anaysa- I'm tired of getting up so early for school...
Denise- FACTS! SCHOOL WILD K
by nocloutgains September 16, 2018
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Wild Meat

Slang term for the solicitation of sexual favours from truck drivers
"Alright mate, what you hauling? Wild meat by anychance?"
by Realmeatboy April 17, 2016
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shock wild

The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value
Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.
by JohnnyLurg March 02, 2013
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Wild Shites

The act of taking a stinging sloppy shit the morning or afternoon after a night out on the guiness or a very spicy meal/pizza. Worst case scenario involves breathlessness and possible vomiting during shitting.
Was out on the ale last night mate, fucking had the wild shites all morning.
by Yosser Hughes July 31, 2017
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Wild Eep!

"eep!" goes the Mac when you do something bad
by Bungalow Bill November 08, 2001
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Wild Monkey

While having sex with her legs on your shoulders, you deficate in your hand and then through it in her face.
The wild monkey was first developed in Michigan . It is the common practice of pooping in your hand while having sex and throwing it in her face.
by Drake Johansen May 26, 2009
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