Fair Weiner Fan

A Male or Female that is a fan of a sports team , but once they start fucking someone new , they become a fan of whatever team that new person is a fan of .
Karen used to be a cowboys fan for twenty years but now that’s she banging Dave , she’s a eagles fan , what a fucking “Fair weiner fan
by Richard Gazinia June 18, 2020
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Hit The Fair One

Something You Say when you want To Fight Someone.
Bob : Let’s Hit The Fair One Since You keep Talking Shit!
by Picklecheese1 February 1, 2018
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Fair Maid Nelly

the maid that cicero talks about stabbing all the time
"when I next meet that fair maid nelly, I'Il
plunge my knife into her belly!"
by Realitykit January 15, 2022
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The Folsom Street Faire

a fair that allows men to wank and ejaculate from apartment windows, landing on people below
we went to the The Folsom Street Faire came home coverd in jizz,
by NYMPH<3 April 3, 2017
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Fair Weather Ownership

When credit is claimed when things go well, but blame is assigned elsewhere when things don't.
One of my team members believes in Fair Weather Ownership. People were happy when he made a big song and dance about the dashboard he just built. When somebody pointed out a minor glitch his response was "it's not my code. it's Firefox that's making it error like that".
by tanjung March 31, 2015
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Fair Suck of the Sav

Australian slang - exclamation of incredulity, as in 'You've got to be kidding'.
Man 1: "Pie and sauce thanks mate"

Man 2: "That'll be seven bucks"

Man 1: "Fair suck of the sav!"
by Case Smith April 2, 2007
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Fair Way to the Shooter

A toilet that is a lengthy distance away from the origin. A term used only when one has had too many alcoholic beverages causing the distance to seem more lengthy than it actual is.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.
Ay mate, it's a fair way to the shooter innit?
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.
by Kent Kentish December 19, 2004
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