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butt jousting

The act of two men. Both men have dildos sticking out of their assholes fighting for the dominate male to have leisurely consensual sex with the lovely madien.
Jake I shall win this duel of butt jousting with my shining vibrating dildo to have the best sex with this woman.
by sexy_sara21 October 16, 2013
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dirty butt

A girl which walks the streets of bell county Kentucky and offers you sex for meth or any other narcotic.
I gave a dirty butt 1 xanax to smell my taint.
by Kyboy43..of..the.. 606 December 11, 2020
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Butt rail

When a person inserts a tube full of cocain into his or her buddy’s rectum and blows.
Bro, you think I can butt rail this whole 8 ball?
by Big money J March 5, 2018
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butt bunny

a small mound of skin or 'nubbit' that emerges within the soft wrinkles of one's lover's butthole, often as a result of repeated anal sex. Although technically an anal fissure, it is usually not due to complete negligence of lubrication or aggressiveness in a single act, but rather because of the lovers' shared undying lust and eagerness to engage in this highly intimate act, developing over many sessions. Therefore, while often initially a cause of concern, it can often be seen with endearment, a sign of each other's sexual history and commitment, and a reminder for the necessity for ample care, tenderness and lubrication when ass play begins. It can also be regarded by kinksters in committed relationships as a symbol of their initiation into the world of BDSM, and even usually signifies an ability to take it without as much resistance. sometimes the area's sensitivity can even be stimulated by the tongue to cause more pleasure in this erogenous zone, and be seen as an anal or vag-anal clitoris.

it can also be a clear sign to a boyfriend that the relationship has reached a level of sexual intimacy makes his judgement of superficial 'flaws' unwarranted. He may realize at this point that though he may fancy himself a true cocksmith, he is just a greasy little perv with a crooked dirty dick.
example:

GF: "I'm a little self conscious about my asshole. i think i got a little nubbit down there."
(boyfriend inspects)
BF: "aw hunny, its no big deal, i've seen tons of porn stars with one of those. its actually.. kind of cute. does it hurt?"
GF: "No, it kind of feels good. just stretched out. I guess it will just be my little Butt Bunny."
BF: "I'm pretty sure i got a couple swollen wrinkles myself after you pegged me last week. they can be OUR Butt-Bunnies, hunny bunny"
by trickothetongue December 23, 2014
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butt yawn

The first fart or “sphincter stretch” of the morning. While you sleep, gas builds up in your lower intestine and must be expelled when you wake. The "butt yawn" usually takes place during the morning urination or when you first roll out of bed. This fart typically does not smell badly, however it can be very boisterous. Caution should be taken if others are sleeping nearby.
My wife was not happy at all when I woke her up with an extremely loud "butt yawn" this morning.
by Nacho Burris November 16, 2016
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butt blunder

the accidental insertion of ones penis into the anal canal of a woman during sexual intercourse .
during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.
by dakevster August 22, 2008
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Butt sand

The sand and dirt particles you find in a couch or chair when you lift the cushion.
Oh my, there is a lot of butt sand in daddy's chair.
by Crey Tosby April 12, 2016
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