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mother rubber

when a male masturbates and screams his mother's name. At this point, it is a race to rub one out before she makes it to your room.
"man my mom caught me because i tried pulling a mother rubber and lost..."
by teddyruxpin May 17, 2014
mugGet the mother rubbermug.

Mother Gillian

A caring woman who will adopt children as her own and help them make their dinner. She will make sure that they get on stage on time-most of the time.
Person1: How are those poor theatre children not starving?
Person2: They have Mother Gillian of course!
by Musicaltheatre4444 January 2, 2014
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Mother Wob

A "Mother Wob" is a nurturing mother who cares deeply about her children. "Mother Wob"'s often join organizations in favor of their children such as "Mother's Against Common Core" (MACC). The average "Mother Wob" sticks to strictly breastfeeding her children until the age of 21 and prefers a raspberry iced tea to keep her milk sweet.
Look at the nice Mother Wob pushing her child Matchew in the stroller. What a fantastic Mother Wob she is, this will really benefit her children in the long run.
by Senior Council of Bois June 10, 2015
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refrigerator mother

A refrigerator mother is a cold, detached mother who is not very nurturing and shows little emotion
Lily Vanderwoodsen is such a refrigerator mother
by Miss Bieber May 27, 2016
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Mother Teresa

Cumming over a womans face while she protects he hair with a towel.
She let me cum over her face last night but insisted on covering her hair. It was like wanking off over Mother Teresa!
by Spikemac October 26, 2012
mugGet the Mother Teresamug.

piece of mother

Expression of outrage / anger - the person is so furious that they mix up piece of shit and mother of god to give "piece of mother".
"Ow!!! You PIECE OF MOTHER!!!!"
by The Big Indian July 3, 2006
mugGet the piece of mothermug.

mother flaker

Someone who repeatedly flakes on planned hang outs
1: Hey man so are we hanging out this weekend?

2: Yeah

-weekend-

1: Yeah so we hanging out today?

2: Oh no, i made plans.

1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.
by rearea August 11, 2012
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