swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).

It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.

by qharkanson December 27, 2014

Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.

The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.

by Doxa3 May 11, 2018

Swamp Splash

Swampsplash, The act of fornicating with a woman whose cooter is so gaping that fucking her produces a sound similar to a fat guy belly flopping in a stagnant thick swamp pool

Listening from the other room it sounded like a Swamp Splash

by Rayne6669 June 3, 2016

Make a Swamp

To have to go take a giant wet shit that will make the bathroom similar to a damp swamp

I'll be right back guys, I have to go make a swamp.

by Bubbie Bubbington January 8, 2018

swamp dragon

a nasty bitch who eats ass

Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.

by queerz4life October 5, 2020

Swamp fabulous

When a redneck bitch spends a long time on her hair, makeup, and clothes, and thinks she looks fantastic, but really she lookin like down syndrome aphrodesiacal Jeff Bridges wearing whats left from his dead grandmother's chest in the attic

"Omg, DIRT is not a foundation Becky"
"Fuck you Jennifer, I'm swamp fabulous"

by Ruiver August 30, 2016

Swamp Kraken

Swamp Kraken(Noun) a kraken of the swamps, but with uglier looks and of fewer teeth then the regular krakens.; a even uglier female than a swamp donkey,, usually with worse temperment than a swamp donkey as well, a swamp donkey might actually be of more intelligience ( Still running tests....)

Bro, look at that pissed off, Swamp Kraken going off on that guy over there....

by C.hustle January 10, 2023