spide

wankers who say nothing but 'oie' and find it imperative to insert the word 'fuck' in every sentence and finish it off with 'leek'

fuck sake,leek, ya wee cunt

by tim robinson October 12, 2003

spider bites

A set of piercings done in the lower lip, usually involving two or three holes. See also snake bites.

Forget one piercing, I want spider bites!

by tolana December 14, 2006

spider rape

when one uses there hand like two legs walking up a leg like a spider would. usually meaning they want to sitck there penis in the targets vagina

boy- come here bitch im gonna spider rape you... here comes the spider.

girl- what the fuck

by jjjerzak January 27, 2008

spiderman that hoe

when a guy is getting head he pullz out and nutz in his hand then fliks it at the grils face while doing the spider man sign

she wouldent swallow so i SPIDERMAN that hoe

by wizeguy September 25, 2007

Crank Dat Spiderman

After jizzing in your hand, you whip the cum at the girls face with your hand posed like Spiderman when he spins a web.

Guy 1: I'ma Crank Dat Spiderman dat ho'!!

Guy 2: Yo, make sure you film that shit, LOL!

by Tristan S.H. December 2, 2007

Spiderman dat dude

Verb describing a rare phenomenon occurring between two men whereby the man administering butt sex to the other performs a rusty trombone (it is the courteous thing to do), catches the sperm in his hand, slaps the receiver in the face with his jizz-filled hand, and slowly pulls his hand away to create a web-like effect. And hence, man #1 has spidermanned dat dude. This phrase was popularized by the underground rap sensation Cabin Boy's song of the same title, "Spiderman dat dude (9/11 I'm sorry...)(Cabin Boy Tell'em)."

"Sweet sassy molassey, look at those hot buns over there! I would sooo spiderman dat dude!"

by Monkey Butter January 7, 2008

spiderman

hes a superhero you pervs!!

I wonder if spiderman ever spidermanned on Mary jane?

by p.e.t.er January 9, 2008