Starfish attack

When you're performing oral on someone, and they fart in your face.

I was going down on her, and she starfish attacked me.

by Educatingmasses April 4, 2018

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Starfish Turnover

Where your partner grabs you by the rim of your asshole and twists it

Girl 1: You'll never guess what I just did to that cute guy yesterday
Girl 2: What did you do?
Girl 1: I gave him that Starfish Turnover
Girl 2: Poggers, bitch

Cute Guy: I got that starfish turnover
Everybody: EPIC, YOU ARE A LEGEND

by Jorbo67\ June 18, 2024

Starfish

A derogatary word men typically use for sexual partners that they are not able to bring to orgasm.

A term men launch at others in an attempt to deflect their own inadequacy at pleasing sexual partners.

Often used by males who are raping someone, even within marriage.

I didn't offer foreplay or give her an orgasm and then she had the audacity to lie there like a starfish while I jackhammered her for 20 minutes.

by Ancora Imparo August 31, 2023

Starfish

A slang term for butthole in the words of John Cena aka PeaceKeeper

I got a rash on my Starfish

by Jaketheduck April 17, 2022

starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.

Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee

by dabatrin February 10, 2018

Starfish

Noun, verb, adjective;

When an individual’s voice sounds better than they look.

I should’ve known that you were a starfish when you wouldn’t describe what you look like.

by Sh1tfac3d April 15, 2018