Starfish, starUfish, starfisH

Starfish, starUfish, starfisH

Starfish, starUfish, starfisH

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Reluctant Starfish

When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.

Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."

by Dangling Scrots November 9, 2021

Starfish attack

When you're performing oral on someone, and they fart in your face.

I was going down on her, and she starfish attacked me.

by Educatingmasses April 4, 2018

Starfish Turnover

Where your partner grabs you by the rim of your asshole and twists it

Girl 1: You'll never guess what I just did to that cute guy yesterday
Girl 2: What did you do?
Girl 1: I gave him that Starfish Turnover
Girl 2: Poggers, bitch

Cute Guy: I got that starfish turnover
Everybody: EPIC, YOU ARE A LEGEND

by Jorbo67\ June 18, 2024

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Starfish

A derogatary word men typically use for sexual partners that they are not able to bring to orgasm.

A term men launch at others in an attempt to deflect their own inadequacy at pleasing sexual partners.

Often used by males who are raping someone, even within marriage.

I didn't offer foreplay or give her an orgasm and then she had the audacity to lie there like a starfish while I jackhammered her for 20 minutes.

by Ancora Imparo August 31, 2023

Starfish

When women’s asshole is nice and tight , it looks like a fighting starfish.

As I had Christine laying on her back, knees up and pleasuring her orally , I could see the angry starfish stared at me for attention. So I then played with the starfish with my tongue.

by Good smile,,great fucker December 21, 2023