Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.

"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"

by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025

alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)

My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time

by Bobfrig January 28, 2025

diet sober

Diet Sober… no alcohol only all other drugs!

I’m diet sober… what’s diet sober? Im not drinking but ill rip a blunt or catch up with Molly. Are you diet sober?

by Diet Sober January 4, 2023

Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?

by sulima May 21, 2023

Sober Tweakers

The collection of artists that stay up night drinking Turkish coffee, for real, coffee.

As I distract myself from insomnia....I go online with the others, who paint, dream out loud, write novels, and sing, etc....we end up so much caffeine that we get tweaked out without drugs....and grab out next coffee. We're the sober tweakers #wickedsobah

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2021

Sober Richard

Just boring. A shell of his drunk self. Awkward is most situations and horrendous with birds.

Who’s coming Giorgios on the 19th?

Sober Richard.

Ah I ain’t going then.

by Second Row November 26, 2021

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018