Slapper

Someone who is beyond fucking retarded.

You're such a huge fucking slapper it's unreal.

by bruhmoment1254 May 5, 2020

Cold turkey fat slapper

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.

OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020

Booti slapper

A fart that claps them cheeks hard as heck.

Booti slapper sometimes be rippin holes in clothes.

by TrueDefiner May 22, 2020

Slapper

British slang for slut or prostitute

She’s a right old slapper

by Georgiaw May 22, 2020

Slapper

A song that slaps

See also: banger

Damn this song is a slapper

by The Cat Edgar August 6, 2020

Slapper

A Bassist who plays with their fingers instead of using a pick.

The clear superior kind of bass player.

Loves slap bass solos.

John: “Hey Billy, are you a slapper?”
Billy: “Yeah! I slap the bass everyday.”
John: “nice” 👌

by robyo1 June 29, 2020

shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.

Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017