ballgame sermon

a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.

Brother Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the kick off at the Cowboys game.

by BigJamesCru April 21, 2008

Packing Serious Onions

An amazing large female booty that can make a grown man cry.

Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.

I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.

by ChiBoi27 May 10, 2011

The Serious Card

The much hated serious subject raised by someone following a funny conversation, usually about a similar or related subject.

John: And then I spent an hour in the waiting room with bandage around my head and a golf club in my hand!
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?

by Sleepy Sasquatch September 8, 2011

sunday sermon

The act of having sex, before 6 PM, on a Sunday.

Guy 1: "We don't usually have sex on a Sunday, but when we do, it's a Sunday Sermon."

Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."

by psudosex December 12, 2013

aw seriously

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Guy: ha you suck
Da:aw seriously

by arandomdudelol August 30, 2023

Trashed it serious

Term for having vigorous sex.

Friend: Dude, why are you walking so weird?
Girl: Cause I trashed it serious last night. Ugh.

by Invader Zim & Ruse December 21, 2009

Now I got some serious Assues

The cumulative anal damage if your partner goes and switches toilet paper brands on you, or you over-killed on the hot sauce the night before. The merge of the word Ass and Issues.

Ah man, why did she do it. We were out of toilet paper and she brought home the cheap brand. Now I got some serious Assues.

Damn that habanero sauce was killer!! Now I got some serious Assues.

by vikchop June 19, 2010