schmitting

A term used when a person hoggs joint.

Dude seriously stop schmitting !

by buschram September 1, 2016

schmuck photon

a place where there is low lighting or low visibility

I couldn't find anything in that parking lot; the place is a total schmuck photon.

by 3episodesofLITB January 5, 2017

Schmubway?

Schmubway? is a subway in the house
Schmub is a subway in the house
Schmub is a subway in the house
Schmub is a subway in the house
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Kasper is a boi who like the scmub and the wubwubwub. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Kasper once said to his father "EY YO WADDUP MA NUGGET GOT SCHMUB?"

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)งSCHMUBS4NUDES?(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

#SCHMUBS4NUDES?

Ey kid i got some of them schmubs, want some? Schmubway? is a subway in the house

by Iste April 6, 2017

Schmuck

origin: 12th century england.

The person tasked with writing all formal correspondence on behalf of the prince royal to his loyal subjects. (also the peasants)

I need to get this birthday card out. Someone call the Schmuck

by Anthinda Droulas September 5, 2017

Schmucker

Someone who takes credit for another's success in reference to hunting and fishing.

Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater

If you shot a deer in someone else's stand or area, you are a schmucker.

by Vermontsgay October 23, 2017

Schmuck

Someone who sells low quality stuff for a high price tag.

John Doe is such a schmuck.

Ikr, he is selling DDR3 for DDR4 prices!

by DYGaming January 23, 2018

Schmatka

A jerk, a moron, an inappropriate person

That guy she was dating never leaves a tip. He is a real schmatka.

by Hoodratty March 9, 2018