Here comes Joe fresh off the mountain. Him and his old pickup truck covered with mud. He is the worst stump jumping ridge runner I ever saw.
by old geezer May 6, 2011
Get the stump jumping ridge runner mug.by H*R Fan August 19, 2003
Get the Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XR mug.it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.
by Summers Eve February 28, 2005
Get the blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night mug.by ariana runs pop May 12, 2021
Get the runner of pop mug.After my run yesterday, I spent half an hour wandering around the grocery store trying to decide what to eat for dinner, only to remember that I had just gone to the grocery store that morning. So then I went to In-n-Out. I think I'm coming down with a case of Runner's Brain.
by An Avid Runner April 8, 2013
Get the Runner's Brain mug.A Runner is a guy that will lie about being married, go home with anyone and sleep with him/her, then go back to his wife because he feels "guilty... that she will find out". A runner is a guy that will never be satisfied in any relationship, in any job, with any dinner or drink, and uses his family's successes to look smart. A runner seems charismatic at first, but very soon he seems shallow, and pretty fake.
Friend 1: I met a guy last night who seems really cool, but I just saw him at a store and he completely ignores me.
Friend 2: You should forget him. That guy is nothing but a runner. He's with his wife, and doesn't want her to know. He's going to run from her too.
Friend 2: You should forget him. That guy is nothing but a runner. He's with his wife, and doesn't want her to know. He's going to run from her too.
by f-r-a-n-n-ie August 29, 2015
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