Rodeo Clown

N - Someone who acts or dresses foolish to draw attention to oneself. Often this is done to draw attention away from others who might not enjoy the attention so much. If they are ignored, the acts get more and more outlandish.

Similar to how a clown at the rodeo draws the bull away from the cowboy.

The attention received is almost alway in the form of ridicule and laughter at the rodeo clown's expense.

As Jack was running off the field, he tripped on the foul line and landed in a heap. "What a rodeo clown!", said Don.

by I can't find a pseudonym that May 18, 2010

Rodeo

Is one of the most expensive shopping districts in the world. Located in Beverly hills,and pronounced ro-Day-oh, this three block stretch of stores is typically filled with rich white people.

Zach: now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one.

by all the fucking names are taken November 10, 2006

Rodeo

While your in the middle of doggystlin a girl, you tell her you have aids. And you try and stay on for eight seconds.

"I rodeo'd that chick last night, but I could only stay on for 6 seconds"
"she won't talk to me again"

by SteveFrench December 29, 2006

Ass Rodeo

What two or more gay cowboys do, also used to describe gay group sex, or some ruff violent anal sex.

"Those fags are heading to the Ass Rodeo"

by Derrick B August 23, 2006

Nerfball rodeo

when a guy and girl are screwing doggy style and the man has asked a few of his freinds to hide all around the room with balls and when he shouts "nerfball rodeo" they jump out and pelt him and her continueously with the balls all while he is timing how long he can keep his cock in her (go for highscores)

man when joe asked me to nerfball rodeo him and sally i could resist getting johnies help

by gasmask man N May 6, 2009

Louisiana Rodeo

find the biggest and most disgustion women, take her to a hotel, and proceed to have intercourse doggy style, then lean over her and whisper in her ear that you have super aids or tell her that she is the fattest ugliest bitch you have ever seen in your life, lastly hold on to her for dear life until she can buck you off.

Louisiana Rodeo

by denim master June 30, 2009

Rodeo Whale fuck

When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...

Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.

20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.

" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "

" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "

" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "

" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "

by Skinnydick69treway March 7, 2021