Asshole Questions

1. A question that you ask to piss somone off

2. A question that only an asshole would ask

Aaron: "Jason, where's that email that pissed you off? Can I hit on your sister? What about your Mom? Does your wife still go down on you? Hey, what do you think Angelina is going to name her next foreign baby?"

Jason: "I can't take it anymore!! Stop asking me these asshole questions!!!"

by ClevelandDan November 18, 2009

Mommy question

A question which has only one answer. A directive given in the form of a question.

"Are you going to wash your hands before dinner?" is a Mommy question.

by The Kinzernator March 18, 2010

Music Quest

A search for a specific album that is made by a person who wants to listen to awesome music

or
The discovery of awesome music by searching through old vinyl records

Example1

(person1) "Dude where did you get that album"
(person2) "I had to go on a Music Quest all over town just to find it"

Example2
(kid1) "What is Timmy listening to?"
(kid2) "Ever since Timmy went on a Music Quest in his fathers attic he has stopped listening to (insert name of generic shitty pop group here)"

by BigRed9000 March 28, 2011

gramophone question

A question asked all over and over again. It repeats itself like

a broken record.

A: Do you know Britney Spears' new song?

B: STFU, stop asking me that gramophone question.

by watertowater April 9, 2011

Secret question

- Noun
1. A question that may have a secret answer in which the answering party may choose to answer or not without repercussion.

She asked me a secret question.

by Snickers1988 January 3, 2012

Ghetto Quesadilla

A ratched, hammered, and beat up Mexican pussy.

"Yo, I heard that bitch got the Ghetto Quesadilla!"

"Yeah, Juan told me!"

by Rafaliocruz December 8, 2013

Bottle Quest

Drinking a 5th of any liquor to yourself in one night.

Hey man can I get pull of that jamo?

Nah dude sorry I'm on a bottle quest

by Catfish 23 November 1, 2017