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Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
by tbfc February 23, 2024
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putting my feet on

Term for putting on footwear, usually to go outside when you need to perform a task
Yes i'll go put the bins out in a minute, I'm just putting my feet on
by CroakerXXX November 30, 2023
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Doing things out of order - prioritizing the wrong aspect of a project or equation. A variation of “putting the cart before the horse”.
Max was really putting the cult before the compound when he bought a new suit to wear at my wedding before I even invited him.

Jimmy really put the cult before the compound when he bought a German Shepard with huge balls that pisses inside before he bought a house with a yard.
by Max Pop December 3, 2023
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putting

Let's go putting
by putting December 3, 2023
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a nice and long sentence to charm someone
you lesbian. puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

(a nice sentence to say to some lesbian loser faggot.)
by elixcr December 12, 2023
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Putting the penis in a sheep's ass

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.
I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.
by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024
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Putting thumbs where they don't need to be

Idiom used when someone is being/making something disorderly or to describe someone as loving gossip
1: Person 1: You really need to stop putting thumbs where they don't need to be.

Person 2: I'll put it all back when I'm done, I promise.

2: They keep putting their thumbs where they don't need to be.
by Imaginary_Fiend March 24, 2024
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