Cuddle puddle 

When you are the big spoon in a cuddling session and your arm is stuck under the other person, but you have to pee but you can't get up because your arm is stuck. Therefore you pee yourself and make, a cuddle puddle.

Dude, last night we were cuddling and I couldn't get up to piss and I made a cuddle puddle.

Cuddle puddle by Ayeitsdelrey January 30, 2015

Love Puddle 

After delivering anal sex to a man or woman, you perform the Love Puddle by climaxing in the recievers rear end. After this, the said man or woman with cum in their anus, spreads their cheeks and lets it leak onto any hard flooring. (linoleum, hardwood, cement, ect...) The resedue of ejactulate is known as, the Love Puddle.

I had stumbled upon a puddle of semen and knew immediately, It was a Love Puddle.

Love Puddle by Seriously,don'tworryaboutit August 2, 2011

Puddle of Pizza 

An anonymous YouTuber that exposes the absolute scum of the SuperMarioLogan, and Dabhdude fanbase, Most well known for his series "Scum of the Internet", Puddle of Pizza is held in very high regard and he's even friends with the one and only Dabhdude.

Hey guys, This is Puddle of Pizza here, And today I'm going to be doing a video on LikeTotallyDonut, And his terrible response video on me.

Puddle of Pizza by RobotnicEggman September 28, 2018

puddle jumper 

1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!

2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.

1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.

2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart

puddle jumper by SG1pussyfuckerEXTRODINAIRE December 10, 2004

puddle dunked 

When a female has a male put his testicles in her mouth, vagina and anus in succession.

That chick was such a slut! I totally puddle dunked her.

puddle dunked by Ayunson June 10, 2007

Puddle Balls 

while you are getting head, your partner chokes on your massive dick and gets their mouth juices all over your balls creating puddle balls.

i choked my girlfriend the other day and she gave me puddle balls

Puddle Balls by Even Bigger Cat September 24, 2010

muddle puddle poo

a state of being a lifeless puddle of jello like substance that bubbles with blah-ness; can also be used as simple pure silliness

mannnn, i'm tired. *muddle puddle poo*

muddle puddle poo by drewamoo March 16, 2004