Hot Pork

Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.

Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!

Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!

Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!

Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Woman: MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!

by Honkey Monkey February 27, 2009

Pork roasted

A innocent white girl getting filled up by multiple penises

That poor girl just got pork roasted

by Gonz989 September 12, 2021

Pork Horking

The act of completely submerging your entire head inside a woman’s vagina. Usually practiced with medical supervision.

“I went out Pork Horking for the first time last night and almost died but that puss was fire!”

by MrRogers_real April 16, 2023

Pork Poacher

A person who engages in the act of 'hogging', or takes chubby chasing to an extreme.

Jon likes the really really big girls he is a Pork Poacher.

by The battery operated boyfriend December 05, 2008

Torque the Pork

The process of ravaging a piece of meat

I'm going to torque the pork tonight!

by Metaflare February 06, 2015

Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.

Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.

by Pistolpois August 16, 2017

pork gelly

losing your soul to gelly fat glob boy

Make sure to stay safe from pork gelly, he will eat you with icing.

by the compound bow June 07, 2023