Hot Pork

Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.

Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!

Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!

Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!

Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Woman: MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!

by Honkey Monkey February 27, 2009

pork mat

A reference to a discord conversation, a slur for stuck-up people.

God. That dude is such a pork mat.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Pork Beef

In South Africa well prepared meat that taste good is refereed as pork beef. Mostly used by individuals that can’t differentiate between the taste of beef and pork.

The pork beef we had last night was perfect with pap.

by Mosalah11 June 30, 2020

Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017

handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

Pork Missile

A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole

“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”

“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”

by RealSlimBizzle July 24, 2022

Pork Tucker

A foam or plastic band that wraps around your waist makes you look slightly thinner than what you really are.

Take off that pork tucker, you are not fooling anyone.

by riz biz November 2, 2010